Sometimes I see really great illustrations and hear really humorous humor and wish I'd spent a little more time with those Creightonian cartoons, instead of eeking them out five minutes before deadline. One in ten was passable, and the rest were certifiably lame. Such is life. Not to slip into a moment of Carrie Bradshaw Cosmopolitan Fancy Shoes Zen, but I think I'm doomed to recognize opportunity only long after it has passed.

Goal moving forward: To... not... do that.